1.) Pens that smudge.
2.) Feet. Specifically toes.
3.) People who still complain about prices at Starbucks.
4.) The Bible Belt.
5.) Girls who wear ironically big glasses.
6.) Tough looking guys with girl voices.
7.) The movie 'K19: The Widowmaker.'
8.) My wage.
9.) Heavy breathers.
10.) Most of my exgirlfriends. I hated your meat sauce Tracy.
11.) The lack of Bobby Darin appreciation.
12.) Bad drivers who don't pay attention and still have the nerve to give me the finger.
13.) People who own trucks.
14.) Moral/social/familial obligations.
15.) Professors who have wet dreams about Cambridge.
16.) Fat girls who assume they have good personalities because they are fat.
17.) Parents who swear in front of their kids.
18.) Girlfriends/boyfriends who don't say anything when their partner is around.
19.) Antarctica.
20.) Brett Ratner. Cyclopscide.
21.) Nerds who complain about comic book movies because "that's not what happened in issue #12."
22.) Wasted time.
23.) People whose lives revolve around drinking as soon as they turn 21.
24.) Episode 1, 2, and 3 of Star Wars. From my perspective those movies suck dick.
25.) College students.
26.) People who are better looking than I am.
27.) My handwriting sometimes.
28.) People who don't share my vocabulary.
29.) People who bash hip hop for no good reasons.
30.) The people who are so open minded that they don't even need to hear your opinion. *cough Chelsea cough cough*.
31.) Phone calls.
32.) Bad spelling.
33.) People who have a very general opinion about something that they think is unique. i.e: Books are always better than movies.
34.) The fact that my xbox, ipod, and Wii died in the same day.
35.) Humorless dishonesty.
36.) Parents who care more about their dog than their kid.
