Intermission: Fizz Mizz

Between the dirges of Proletariat part 1 and 2, we find ourselves at the intermission. It's a time to reflect on simple miseries, like a physics lecture that trails on two hours too long. Since it's a lecture hall, one of the rooms with descending rows, I find a spot at the very back, in the highest row. So I'm perched like a gargoyle, moving my one stony hand to solve for delta, and the other to record my misery:

1.) Since there are no hot girls in this class, I plan on getting an A.

2.) Oh I get it. The band is called Queen because Freddy Mercury was gay.

3.) If the initial position is 8 and the end position is 15, then conclusively, physics will not help me get laid.

4.) I'd like to wake up one day and not feel like a jackass.

5.) There are so many germs in this classroom.

6.) Why has Digimon never been called out for copying Pokemon? Uhh...I mean, football rules.

7.) In this lecture hall, there are about 250 students, but since my shool is full of nerds, there are probably only 15 lives in here.

8.) I'm glad I decided to sit next to the bro squad. Topic of discussion today: Trucks.

9.) The alpha bro is looking up sick wheelies on Youtube. Spectacular.

10.) As soon as I wrote that, one of his minions said, "Yo, dude, sick wheelie."

11.) Dry humping serves no purpose.

12.) I wish my favorite fruit wasn't a banana.

14.) The ugliest name in human history is Dwayne. Sorry Mr. Johnson.

15.) I find that the more time I spend watching cartoons, the less tolerable I am with unanimated people.

16.) The two headed girl actually exists. That should be its own category on Pornhub.

17.) I helped the Alpha Bro with an equation. I think I've been accepted into their fold. My time has finally come.

18.) Why do my muscles hurt if I never work out?

19.) The professor is showing unnecessary cleavage.

20.) Someone just coughed up the cat, the kitchen sink, and all ten of Art Garfunkel's unheard solo albums.

21.) There's a real pimply kid two rows up whose face has perfected the aesthetic quality of wabi-sabi.

22.) I haven't had a good cry in a while.

23.) After an hour and a half, the professor's cleavage has become very necessary.