I've been hunched over my laptop for a few days now, mostly looking up pictures of Moses. There's a first draft in my bag that needs to be rewritten and I am behind on some Borges readings, but there's something very charming about Moses and that pose at Sinai. I think I have a thing for Hebrew men. I found a nice little nook in the back of a Writing class, so comfortably nestled (aside from the stabbing pains in my lats), I record my tandem thoughts:
1.) The two most Christian girls from my high school ended up being lesbians. Unfortunately, not with each other.
2.) I was once accused of killing a dog.
3.) Pythagoras is a hypocrite.
4.) A2+B2=My ass.
5.) My professor doesn't know that there was a shooting in Tuscan but he does know that the vending machines are on the first floor.
6.) Did I turn my space heater off?
7.) Last time I cried was when Pinhead died in Hellraiser 2.
8.) I have never seen my professor stand up.
9.) Two words to describe King Tut: Total pussy.
10.) Dad's love for bonsai trees > Dad's love for Don Cheatle in 'Traitor.'
11.) My brother added me on Facebook. He's in the seminary and my current status is 'fucgkinmg deeerunck...'
12.) Time to take down my Facebook.
13.) I did not kill that dog, just a heads up.
14.) If you listen to 'Over the Rainbow' backwards, your penis gets smaller.
15.) I shamelessly flirted with a 16 year old today. Ask me how old I am. Go ahead. Ask me.
16.) Women have breasts. My Professor has breasts. However, my professor is not a woman...a conundrum.
17.) George Eastman's ghost still uses the George Eastman toilet.
18.) When I have to write a paper, I get turned on. The proof is in my internet history.
19.) Juassic Park II: The Chaos Continues for the Super Nintendo is impossible to beat.
20.) I'm one sixteeth Sioux Indian. That is a lie.
21.) Wobniar eht revo erehwemos. Hey, it worked.
22.) I thought my professor's last name was 'Goblin.' I've been calling him Mr. Goblin.
23.) I would like to meet the real Mr. Goblin.
24.) Poor India...
25.) How did Moses get those toned forearms?
26.) Oh...four hour classes...
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