When paycheck is small,
I can't get important stuff,
Like Telemundo.
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Some things are awkward.
Like watching my roommate poop.
I wish I was dead.
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Haikus are so gay,
So why am I writing them?
Silly syllables.
.
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1.) I spent the majority of my Friday looking for cleavage on Facebook.
2.) Afghanistan sounds like a Nacho flavor.
3.) Farewell vegetable dip. I...I loved you.
4.) The only thing colder than my room is Prince Charles's royal sphincter.
5.) I made Dictionary.com say 'penis' today
6.) I hate when babies get more attention than me.
7.) Random memory:
Me- Hi cousin Anne. Congratulations on the birth of your son. How does it feel to be a new mother?
Cousin Anne- This is my third son.
8.) Can I be buried with the vegetable dip?
9.) A kid in my class asked me to feel the back of his head. I respectfully declined.
10.) Why won't Zorro use a gun?
11.) I shot Biggie Smalls.
12.) The moles on my arm look like Orien's boner.
13.) I'm sure Masaoka Shiki is thrilled I'm preserving the integrity of Haiku.
14.) No Wyclef. You can not become the president of Haiti.
15.) Haiti is South. That is all I know.
16.) Someone called me a towelhead today. I'm Italian.
17.) The last woman that made me happy was April O'Neil.
18.) My karate kicks are getting higher but my libido is getting lower.
19.) The last time I trusted the word of an adult was pre-Y2K.
20.) I miss sex.
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