Other things I do during class...

A lot of people have been asking me if all I do in class is sit in the back and brood over my notebook, writing down all my miserable thoughts. As picturesque as that would be, unfortunately I subjugate my computer and notepad to more than that. As you'll see and read below, there's lots I do to avoid paying attention. So in this special edition of MISERY, I display the other things I do during class:

1.) Sexually Frustrated Oragami.

Notice the border done with Microsoft Paint.

They say necessity is the mother of invention, and when a cute Thai girl was sitting next to me one fateful American Politics class, I thought the only way to her heart was by stereotyping her entire culture. I picked up origami as a conversation starter. Turns out she was into Soccer. And she was Italian. So as I spun my wheels with her, I got better and better at origami, so now whenever the clock ticks by, I think of sweet Maria, pray I don't get blue ball, and hopefully I won't get a paper cut.


2.) Practice Writing with my left hand

I'm going a little crazy with the borders. And I have a weird hand.

The alphabet. Over and over again with my left hand. (I'm right handed for you lolipops out there.) Thing is, I've been doing this for two years and it's not getting better. Wonder what I'm doing wrong.


3.) Make wanted posters for people who never existed.

I don't know why I do this.

4.) Aggregates
I'm actually proud of the way these turned out. In the long run, these go nowhere, like most of my beliefs on religion, but if you have a few minutes to burn and some beer, drink up and get lost in the patterns. Props to Microsoft Paint.

"Ass"

"Cold Room"

"Sort of looks like a lot of toilets"

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